kirstenisdumb
Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

reallylameblog:

oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades

nishlo:

nishlo:

nudists don’t have pockets

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The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this

psyducked:

does London Tipton know about this

The History of Princess Daisy. 

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE

dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE